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one of my clients called today, i told him we could work on his site, it was a sunday, big deal……he called from his home phoneat 11am and i woke up at 6:45pm…..i call him, get the answering machine, explain why i slept all day, but instead of saying “i’ve been sick” i say “yeah this fucking cold has me […]

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fucking car won’t start. not enough gas. take brooks escalade to exxon, buy something to put gas in, buy gas, pump gas next 2 black dudes with cellphones bumping triple 6 and fueling their explorer. vapors didn’t ignite. fill honda back up via my new gas container. pick up marla,drop valerie off. get home and brooks says “i took one […]

GOD im back now drinking working on a website due tommorow tommorow and monday comes the picures and update no fake this time

Brooks said this morning that having a dirty escalade is like black on black crime.

i remember when crackhore.com used to be a tale of my drunk and crazy adventures. until the adventures just got way too deep. or became too long to put into updates. anyway.

andy called me from jail today. told me about how he was accidentlyy moved to the wrong jail. mexicans for smuggling black people for dealing white people for dui's

i put a MAGNUM condom under my friend’s windshield wipe at work. he works at a bank, i thought i did it really smooth but apparently not smooth enough. these are the emails that followed that john sent to the teller at the front desk who has plain view of his car. > From: bbrown!server-report > To: sek > Received: […]

scoutmastertoad no one talking to me fuck you business day starts in 3 hours and won’t fuck with till then anyway. cept my special people night