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Tall and tan and young and lovely The scoutmassa from memphis goes coding And when he uploads, each one the clients he emails goes – ah When he stumbles, hes like a web designer That pukes so cool and sways so gentle And when he uploads, each one the clients he emails goes – ah (ooh) but I watch him […]

yeah so the fridge is gone…we will never know what happened. i was really hoping it would make it until mardi gras so i could put beads on it and get another picture. it will stay with our hearts, minds and blogs and we all wish it well on it’s journey to whereever it is now. i really thought that […]

so just like the pyramids, the contiuing epic saga of the crackhore fridge continues. just like boar called it weeks ago, somoene has came along and stripped the fridge of it’s copper. in today’s economic situation i’m a little pissed i didn’t strip it out after i tagged it. anyway, who ever stole the copper out moved the fridge to […]

new orleans is a wonderful city full of magic and yeah whatever, it’s just a big fucking ghetto like everywhere else in the south. across from kelly’s apartment someone abandoned a fridge, probably about a week before xmas…yeah it’s still there…just dumped…not on the sidewalk or on a corner, pretty much in the middle of the street. i’m so fascinated […]

you’re not my real dad and don’t have to do anything

remake, pretty bad…felt bad for making kelly watch it with me…i don’t have anything against kiano reeves, i like him as a actor honestly. he played his role perfectly, it’s all the dumbass fucking people in the other roles…i dunno, it could have been worse…some decent cg to cover up…

boar gave me the heads up on this…i’m not much of a wrestling fan but i love the lifestyle and culture of it. jerry lawler’s autobiography is great. the wrestler was fucking awesome tho, it was exactly what i wanted…this movie is just great over and over…within the first few minutes i was like “okay this is gonna be good”. […]

i was thinking, if you divided the cost of a package of toilet paper into cost per roll, then cost per sheet, you could figureout how roughly how many cents it costs to poop and wipe…would it be cheaper to shower afterwards…naw cuz then you focus in soap and time spent drying off…yeah pooping and wiping is the way to […]

kelly bought me a fail stamp for xmas 😀 so many uses..