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gawd so fucking bored or something. been sitting here all day, maybe done a hour or two of work….then comes the whiskey…. after a few drinks i get a call from a client asking if i can put a logo on their site. i tell them i have to charge the a minimum of one hour of work which is […]

i’ve gotten to the point where i can’t even find anyone who supports the war on iraq. kinda makes having a opinion on it pointless…. i guess it couldn’t be that hard to go out to a local bar(i do live in memphis) and find someone who thinks iraqis were on the planes in 9/11…..they were from fucking saudi arabia. […]

i really hate the internet sometimes. the livejournal flame war drama bullshit has never been my cup of tea. “im writing this post in response to another post in response to my post” crap is definetely reserved for anyone who hasn’t graduated yet. this is just classic tho. valerie went out of town with a married couple of hers, who […]

This sunday i went to the ballet with my mom. This is a long standing tradition on mother’s day, watching my sister dance and making me sit thru it. It’s like the easy mother’s day gift tradition. Anyway, i had spent the entire night before drinking, getting home around 6. The phone rings at noon and i stumble outside, puke […]

hmmm reading shit like this while drunk is awfully depressing…. fucking figures need to drink away the cells that stored me reading this article

all single girls may start calling now look for the half naked drug guy laying in front yard

welcome to my website. it sucks. stop reading. there is nothing of interest here. everyone ive said or you have said has been said already. that pisses me off. i want a unique thought. maybe thats impossible tho. all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. i hate this website so much. we need a redesign.

i swear this site is running more like a suicidenote.txt instead of what you kids call a web log today i went to my doctor. i told him i wanted to quit drinking but i couldn’t deal with out patientness or rehab. he told me it wasn’t his profession and could refer me to someone else who specializes in “alcoholism”. […]

after a day of bitching, complaining and screaming at timewarner, i am now back in the big party which is the internet. a good contractor, by the name of Lincoln, calls and says “hey you need some help with your cable?” he comes out, hooks me back up and we sit and talk for a bit. he gives me some […]