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I had found a Honey Baked Ham store about 3 miles away which i had been eating at about once a week and i suggested it to Ian on that day. We came in, ordered our sandwiches, paid for them, and sat down at one of the small tables they had setup. Our lunch time conversations are always the same. […]

Well, in a drunken jealous rage, i took some catnip and put it in a pipe. I'm always up for trying something new and possibly deadly so i thought, why not? After sparking the catnip and tasting the interesting minty flavor it had, i leaned back on the couch and waited for any effects. Ian then told me that it […]

You can tell towards the end when Toad gets drunk because all the pictures are ones with stuff stuck in his mouth.

But it’s okay, i don’t miss it. Nope, not me. I’ve been watching a lot of movies on the computer…actually, all of the movies on my computer…..Wes brought over another season of X Files for me to ingest and i’m staying busy. For example, i ate a cupcake last night. But it’s not the lack of those beautiful precious packets […]

I came home to this. I went inside, saw the cable was out but luckily i still had power. I thought no big deal, got a new dvd player, Sara brought her dvd collection, i’ll be fine. I got comfortable and relaxed, watching a movie, thinking “i don’t need internet, im not addicted, im not addicted”. Halfway through the DVD […]

I insantly turn on Star 98 and blare some Classic Rock, which seemed appropiate. I took it to Shelby Farms, got some good pics and drove it back. Today however i pull up and they lead me to this monster of a vehicle. A 2000 Ford Excursion. This SUV has more space then my apartment and has almost as much […]

Never before have i seen such technical support for a product i purchased. I’ve asked half a dozen questions in 2 days and he’s answered every one of them within a hour, solving every single problem i’ve ran into. Imagine if Roadrunner or Bellsouth had tech support like this. Your cable light goes out and you pick up the phone […]

It’s a 5 speed tho. Toad doesn’t know how to drive a manual. So me and Marla hopped in one morning and drove around the block. I must have stalled it out at least a dozen times before Ian showed up and rode with me out to Covington Pike for a meeting. We only stalled twice on that. After i […]