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i stretch, my eyes quickly hesitate for that usual sting of sunlight, but they are greeted by only darkness. I fumble for my glasses and cellphone and get out of bed. I check cnn.com, drudgereport.com, slashdot.org, rotten news and slickdeals.net to see if anything has happened while i was asleep. Nothing. Then comes the aim windows up. This is my […]

hmm, as i put on my black pants and my black sweatshirt, i prepare for “goth and industrial night” at 616, or “the spot” as they call it now. I am ready to stare at beautiful goth girls, clad in all black, sporting piercings of all natures and aloof ideas of what a guy should be like. i am so […]

http://members.lycos.co.uk/pinkwall/show.html so tight haha

t0ughtitties: BEEEEEER t0ughtitties: hahahah. “new michelob ultra has fewer carbs and fewer calories. we doubt you’ll miss them. ….the ultimate reward for an active lifestyle…” gawd. they even have diet beer now. scoutmastertoad: diet beer = 666

so what was your day like today at work? scoutmastertoad: shit would work in IE then laugh at me in netscape scoutmastertoad: then vice versa scoutmastertoad:

hehe…i love how it goes from “mmm i woke up at 9, i can go for a run before my meeting” to “mmm i woke up at 9, now i time to do drugs before my meeting”….i dunno, you kinda develop a rule. If they’re not paying you a lot, their not getting a lot of your soberiety….i’m charging you […]

so i made my usual stop at the corner store to buy beer with whatever change i could scrounge from my car cup holder again today. i didn’t have enough this time. He already had rang up my Bud Ice and i start apolizing and saying i’ve never had that happen before. He quickly looks up at me and says […]

http://www.keln.org/bibs/ubel.html#II Do Not Resuscitate Order: This includes various means of trying to restart or to strengthen weak and irregular heartbeat and breathing. Neither of these two functions, breathing or heartbeat, can continue for many minutes without the other; that’s why it’s called cardiopulmonary resuscitation.