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November 9, 2004

join the club

I made the mistake of getting gas and a 40 at a gas station on Jackson. This homeless dude hobbles up to me and starts out with the normal “hey man, hey, hey, hey, i need to talk to you for a second”. Now i always talk to these dudes because, well, it’s content. He comes up and says “hey, […]
November 4, 2004

how i am coping with bush

woke up puked brushed teeth, packed up laptop and tablet, went to otherlands to meet with client. no shower, no feeling, no care. i drink rum and jungle juice out of steve’s fed ex mug. we decide to meet again at my apartment this sunday, buy a 24 pack and set the site life. rogue web designer at work. i […]
November 3, 2004

A personal message to all of Crackhore’s Liberal readers

Well it’s november 3rd and while we do not have a President yet, things are looking grim….but before we move on to that lets clear the air about a few things. It is not over yet, but in case of John Kerry not being our next President, i clearly and sincerly ask that we as the party and philosophy of […]
November 3, 2004

crackhore.com : your choice for all drunken election coverage

we are all doomed. no wait, kerry can still win. this is so fucked. see, i was optimistic, and look where it got me. honestly i need to stop looking at politics like something i do know about. im just looking at numbers. shit is different on every liberal or neo con site i go to but it still looks […]
November 2, 2004

i will be a homeland securit consultant.

Yup, tommorow is doomsday. I hope you’re all ready to die. cuz i am. going to cast my vote and wait for the mushroom clouds. maybe it’s the beer talking but i welcome the unknown. im voting democrat since i’m kind of against the war we are waging. i want people to vote republican cuz i am ready to see […]
October 31, 2004

me in 5 years

Homegrown Security A wood-burning stove, solar panels connected to car batteries for electricity and a satellite radio — all the comforts of home, right? But this little nest was found in a cave on Los Alamos National Laboratory land. Authorities evicted squatter Roy Moore from his hideaway, where he had apparently lived for years. A Lab employee noticed smoke wafting […]
October 30, 2004

A public service to Crackhore’s white readers part 4

First off let us note, that black people….”I hate africans..so i do not call myself african american”. have a political base with stong liberal ties..on issues like jobs and health care….but can be conservative on issues like abortion, or crime. I am going to do this as best i can in a way that is completely honest to myself and […]
October 29, 2004

thats what you get

last night, or this morning, or whenever this happened, there was a mosquito in the computer room. it bit my left hand. preemptive strikes upon my flesh to try to gain my oil, i mean blood. he then had the balls to swoop and and bite the same hand. i swipe and miss. 2 bites on the same hand. what […]
October 28, 2004

rogue webdesigner

so………. this morning at 8am my Clie sounds a alarm. I have a meeting at Otherlands at 9am, a coffee shop that happens to have wireless internet access. i have a lot of my meetings there since it has wireless internet and coffee. it’s a cool location. this is the 2nd meeting, im showing him the 2nd revision of the […]