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August 14, 2005

toad lullaby

Databit: Where oh where have you been my Toad Databit: Where oh where could you be Databit: It’s been so long since the moon has gone Databit: and oh what a website you made me Databit: Are you there over the aim? Are you there up in the net? Until the return of my Toad, this lullaby Databit: My site […]
August 12, 2005

websites get down on your knees

i hate oscommerce. i don’t rant about how much it sucks picking sites out in massa’s field but today sucks. there’s a old saying in webdesign. it’s easier to tear down the train wreck you already have up there, start from a fresh, pure, tight, virgin copy of the software you’re trying to get happy. Thus learning from the mistakes […]
August 10, 2005

you know it’s hard out there for the wes

when you’re trying to get the money for the Bush. i miss you already, wes. im glad i helped wes with a great project today. the pope who said “hey paint this chapel really crazy” is wes. i did a wonderful photoshop job for wes that made me feel useful for the first time on tuesday. sorry i was so […]
August 9, 2005

diversity can eat a dick

I KNOW IT’S YOUR DAY IN THE SUN LAST TIME I CHECKED HE CAME TO LIGHT THE LAMP FOR ANYONE. hmm, normal people who read this site(lol) know what it’s like to just feel slightly hungover, enough to where you want to kill yourself, but not enough to want to deal with the consequences. (sp() after a short frustrating hours […]
August 7, 2005

Bastard’s Ball IV hangover update

this one was close. it started pouring down rain about 2 hours before the party. around 9 wes decides to move the party to the patio. we start to setup the tiki torches when we realize we need a funnel to pour the lighter fluid or else this could be a potential firely patio of death. i run across the […]
August 3, 2005

Mongo For Senate

I met a hero of mine today. Someone who touched my life at a very early age with his bars and clubs. Story: I went out to eat with my parent’s for my mom’s birthday at Pete & Sam’s, a great Italian resturant. When we are leaving we notice a truck covered in PRINCE MONGO FOR SENATE stickers on it. […]
August 1, 2005

memphis :(

memphis really missed me. everyone said it was hot and humid the whole time i was gone, which is obviously the effects of me being afk. i’ve sucessfully pissed off all of my florida friends. swede still hasn’t seen the pictures i took of me wearing his clothes. i’ve let a few people read the song “bus station blowjob” that […]
July 25, 2005

lord of the bus stations

i had already drank a lot before i got to the bus station, this is purely unedited, ranting. it kinda goes a little down but it has a happy ending. like the wizard of oz. location: bust station in tampa state: not happy alllllright. my good friend bill from LA drove down to orlando to hangout. after several beers we […]
July 25, 2005

i am a failure at travel

short version missed train at 10:30am, ride with bill and keith back to tampa. wait 2 hours at bus station in tampa. take bus to miami, get here at 2:45am. it went back thru orlando. i saw orlando twice. alex is going to wake up tommorow and find me on his couch next to a bloody steak knife. i’ll post […]