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so i’ve already updated about the diversity day and the karaoke they are having. That’s just funny by default. The fact that i get to sing, sober, in front of my entire office is just priceless. People don’t get it, they don’t understand why im so excited. It’s going to be man in the mirrortastic. one other little thing they […]

no more margaritas at superior during the week. showering off the sin, going to bed. and they come in every color and flavor the other shoe is going to drop really soon. i had a really unexpected visitor this week that might spoil every plan i have. i really hope nothing bad happens. i really do. like seriously….i want to […]

lately ive been feeling really unmotivated to work on…anything. there really isn’t much to do on the main contract so i just kinda hangout. i worked about a hour or two today and it’s just so mind numbling that i don’t even mind doing it. i build a site for some random group of government people on some random government […]

i’m a big fan of hotornot.com like seriously. i browse for days looking at all the beautiful women but god sometimes you found a real gem. I stumble upon this girl’s profile on a almost daily basis and it always brings a smile to my face. The american flag, the crucifix, everything. The snarky description: HEY MY NAME IS JESSICA […]

i really just want to shed my last little bit of kindness for everyone. really just let go and be a complete asshole. seriously just steal, lie and cheat my way through life. because honestly theres no fucking difference anymore…fool me once, shame on you type thing, fool me twice, hunt you down and murder you and your family. i’m […]

so in a team meeting today i found out we’re having a diversity day at work. so we’re going to see a webcast about diversity, food, and… karaoke yeah seriously. i walked into the conference room while they were setting up the equipment. Jen is singing off key to michael jackson’s billy jean which is even better since she’s a […]

but can’t get the ghetto out of the boy. i made renee watch hustle & flow with me last night. i told her it was a very important part of my heritage and for her to understand anything about me, she needs to see this. cuz you see, man ain’t like a dog. anyway….ive settled into my new lifestyle very […]

god i had a lot of good things happen today…i found out im going to have my contract for another year….if i want it…. my new lcds came in today..the jump from crts to lcds is like sex without a condom…..i feel like im in the future….this is so dope lol 🙂 i have totally bought into my new consumerism […]