TOAD NEWS FEED

i’ve decided that Laura is starting to effect my social life. I cannot refer to any girl in New Orleans without people going “dude u gotta get over the homeless chick”. Look, i met other girls while down there, it’s not just her. It’s really funny how my friends, family and ex girlfriend don’t seem to be appreciating the new […]

Aim is the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug Ugh so today i came across some great finds on memphis.craigslist.com. It really blows my mind that people are all about using craigslist to cheat on their husbands while on vacation. For some reason “I’m a Married Black woman who seeks a very handsome and generous white male for […]

ugh okay i realize when i start to get redundant. anyway. this is going to be a intresting period of my life. stuck here for at least 6 more months. almost thinking about moving to somewhere in mississippi and getting a house for $400 a month because it’s MS. I still hope i run into the homeless girl i met […]

People have been asking me whats been going on lately. I honestly don’t want to update because i’m feeling some serious guilt. Something about not having Valerie and this constant drinking….just has turned me into something i used to be or don’t want to be or shouldn’t be. Scott’s wedding was beautiful………the pictures really kinda sum it up but it was […]

i went out drinking last night. I brought along the concealed weapons badge. Im flashing it at the gas station when i pull out my credit card to buy my dinner of beer and beef jerky. They can’t read what it says, they just see the badge. Now nothing scares black people more then a really young, drunk, white cop. […]

Eric and Mary too me to a birthday party last night. We got there around 9 and i slowly realized that i was one of few straight men there. Eric says thats good for me. Normally i would agree but gay men dress so much better then straight men, therefore i was a natural disadvantage. It’s weird how antisocial ive […]

he does. he told me. lonliness is not a phase, field of hate is where i graze. yup…….this is your new life. I forget sometimes how i have zero game without crackhore. Unless i can quickly reference my life to someone then i’m just another drunk asshole. Google is the mark of the beast. i went to a house party […]

insert boring ranting about being hungover more content about drinking the night before. drinking, drinking, drinking. content about how depressed i am. content thanking people who have helped my lame ass. drugs, drugs, drinking, drugs, content about strangers i met i while drunk

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