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back in memphis for a week before i move to new mexico. going out to look for trouble tonight…party on the 29th, you are all invited

scoutmastertoad: when i get a home phone can we start having phone sex?

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 i see a red door and i want it to be black

Toad was simply sitting there looking out the car window when he saw the car door of a car next to us open up and there saw a man dumping out the inside of what appeared to be some sort of tobacco cigar. Now why would anyone waste perfectly good cigar tobacco? This confused Toad very much and he nearly […]

scoutmastertoad: have you ever not had a condom and had to use a plastic Walgreens bag and a rubber band? marsgodess1: uh no

well it’s 2pm….im throughly drunk…the sun is out…it’s been a day since i slept….i’m so tired…i can feel the pillow against my face, the feeling the bedspread as it glides over me….the cool feeling of darkness wrap around my mind… but i can’t be a little bitch gotta stay awake…. i got the mp3s, i got the liqour. i can […]

so tired…only 1pm….probably was a bad idea to start drinking at 11am….i was like “it’ll keep me awake, coke has caffiene…and whiskey umm whiskey is yeah so like coke has caffiene and….” ive gone from Lamb, to NIN, to Sublime, to Pigface to No Doubt to Tori to Bjork…. running out of directions….except downwards…need to keep drinking…just gotta make it […]

my good friend tonya brought to mind a certain memory i had once. I was at Neils, just finished singing some karoke and my friend Angie and her friend eat a huge basket of hot wings. i really wish i could remember the name of angie’s friend but the lack of sleep and…whiskey is probably not helping…. anyway her friend […]

ugh…woke up at 6pm yesterday evening…saw diane price play, went to office, worked on my dad’s site until 4am…came home, played warcraft, played grand theft auto, played piano….somehow it became 11:15am…im drinking my 2nd evan and coke…wondering how much longer im gonna be able to stay awake…. think i may be going to baton rouge for some more piracy webdesign….toad, […]