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A lot of people won’t really think this is funny but i have seriously crowned myself the flash ninja at my new job. Literally. Like on the outside of our work coffin(cubicle) we have these little laminated sheets of paper with our job titles, name, and  logos of the subcontractors we work for. A few weeks ago i wrote FLASH […]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of katrina I take a look at my site and realize there’s nothing left Cause I’ve been drinkin and smokingg so long that Even my clients thinks that my support is gone But I ain’t never designed a site that i didin’t invoice Me be treated like a contractor, you know […]

I really miss updating, i think i’m going to start crackhore back up again. Stay tuned, i need to write. Lots of crummy stories about office life which i think are amusing. Thats what this site has always been about, what i think is amusing. Anyway, stay tuned, going to start writing daily again. God knows i need to.

🙁 goodbye everyone

this might not be good….everyone wish me luck…..or don’t….

When are you getting internet at your apartment? The 6th Why are you never on aim? Because i changed my screenname, new city, new screenname. Are you going to jail for vandalism? I hope not. Can i come visit? Sure, but keep in mind that we don’t have any furniture besides my inflatable bed. Which only i sleep in. Josh […]

So my mom called me just now and said there was a envelope delievered to their house addressed to SCOUTMASTERTOAD. I ask her the return address and it mentions the coast guard. My mom says she didn’t think it was business related. About a week before i moved to new orleans my friend Amanda had a huge going away party […]

Toad’s, oh, so tired Youre all hungover And so sleepy until… You wake up hungover! Zing boom The office up Elysian Zing boom Is calling you Wow bam Youve never been so nuts about a job You wanna drink you wanna sleep You cross your heart and hope to code til its over and then Its nice and quiet But […]