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April 24, 2006

crackhore circus comes to local bar

Ugh so my poor dog got fleas. I get bombs for the apartment, Advantage, etc. Sliver immediately hides when he sees the cat carrier. Rachel finally finds him hiding. Now you gotta picture this. I set off the bombs and look at my watch. 3 hours. I got the laptop in my backpack, a beer in a crackhore koozie in […]

April 23, 2006

you’ll see

it’s weird how kids are these days. and when i mean kids i mean children i’m dating….. have you ever run into someone who wouldn’t meet you because you’re from “the internet”? Well i did. I can’t get over it. it’s like traveling back in time. “no, im not going to meet anyone by talking at a bar” It’s 2006, […]

April 22, 2006

mystery wounds

so i got some really weird cuts on my leg. i really really really can’t remember where they came from. they’re not self inflicted so i don’t remember….wow….this site just keeps getting better and better. i usually don’t kick when im beating up dumpsters or tables that talk shit about me. i wish cuts and bruises had timestamps like photos […]

April 22, 2006

wow i might need to make a section for these posts

wow so i went and hit golf balls with eric today. hawaiian shirt, camo pants, spiked metal bracelet, and a white golfu. got a few stares. well, a lot. i’m getting the hang of golf. it’s so awesome setting a away message “golf, yeah, i’m a golf ninja, sup”. man that place is such a pocket of humanity, like the […]

April 20, 2006

why kant toad date

lol so i’ve been stalking girls. i can say it and im okay with it. so there. sometimes these girls give me their aim names. thats when i have them. so im talking to one of these girls on aim the other day. she’s talking about how she wants to get out since she has the day off the next […]

April 18, 2006

murphysboro

talking to michelle monday morning…it’s been a 3 beer morning so im feeling good. she says she’s about to drive to murphysboro to visit a friend. i ask her if she wants company. 3 hours later i have her dad’s pimp ass honda loaded up with beer my laptop, calling people to go check in on marla for me. we […]

April 17, 2006

open wrists talk back again

last night i celebrated the death and resurrection of christ by drinking more beer….people are giving me more details about saturday. apparently you’re not allowed to touch the strippers. no one ever told me that….except jesus….blah anyway…don’t touch them. thank you levi for taking care of me…and paying off that bouncer…..im not going to platinum anymore…valerie can have that bar […]

April 16, 2006

insane

hmmmm yeah and another thing. Â i beat my websites it’s a part of me it’s inside of me im stuck in this site, it’s changing me…i am becoming….

April 15, 2006

single life

wow my knuckles are bloody from getting in fights with inantimate(sp) objects…….we went to southpark…and then platinum…….wow i wish i was still there……………..i