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so many of you saw me in a not so great place last night. look. everyone pukes sometimes. this is what happens when you drink all day and don’t eat. what you saw spewing from my lips was pure alcohol and you and i both know it. i woke up this morning, turned my camera almost puked. i hope someone […]

well it’s time to get ready for mary and eric’s wedding. i really hope i don’t fuck your wedding up. i had a great nightmare that i knocked over a candle and the whole place went up in flames. i’ve only had one beer so i have my balance and tact that everyone loves. this is going to be a […]

ignore the grammer here, this is worth it…well, it is for me. im kinda stressed out about mary and eric. they both touched my ass more tonight then they ever have. i hope this isn’t a “lets touch toad’s ass one more time before we’re married and we can’t touch it anymore”. I doubt their wedding is going to affect […]

Hi (toad’s real name), We’ll check what can be wrong tomorrow. Sorry for a delay with answer but there was national holiday yesterday there (Independence Day). Best Regards, Belarus Web Developer helping me on a website —- Toad’s response to customer who i’m helping interface with the sneaky fucking russians . Sounds like they’ll check it tomorrow. I’m going to […]

I got back from Nola a few days ago and have quite a few little tidbits that must be preserved in this emo bullshit site. The first day we got there we went over to Lizzay’s and well, you know how she rolls. Poor Merritt who hasn’t smoked anything in like half a decade catches a very mean contact high. […]

I like getting drunk and writing letters to faceless corporations when one of their local managers really hooks me up. I’ve done this with the dude who helped me put on a air filter at Autozone in the pouring rain at 11pm, etc. I also write vengeful letters when i feel i am crossed but mostly they are to help […]

Last night Peter calls and says he left his bottle of Maker’s Mark in my freezer. I have a lady friend over and do not want Peter rolling up into my date. And by date i mean, forcing her to sit in my hot computer room and drink wine with me. I grab Peter’s Makers Mark from the freezer, glass […]