TOAD NEWS FEED

i fucked up last week. if this sounds vague it’s because it’s supposed to be. Adding harsh details like actual numbers would probably make me open the wrists. Life sucks. I blame Bush for this. Or Jesus. I blame Jesus more then i blame Bush, what is up with that? FUCK! anyway. god this website deviates from the point more […]

So im getting more and more sick. Not the normal kind of sickness i write about here, this is more of a chest cough. I went to bed early after Caryn stood me up for karaoke….i really hope…what was her pseudoname…melissa didn’t go to neils to try to see me. So i woke up this morning, called rachel and told […]

it’s a crazy world to live alone a ball and chain i call my own Well this has been a pretty shitty day. I can’t say it hasn’t. The bad news just kept rolling in. It really does seem like life is a huge conspiracy against me. Oh well…..I need to look at this way. Last night was one of […]

Peter got hit by some guy a few weeks ago and his car has been in the shop. Thus he has been cast down to the ranks of rental cars. He got a neon. No cd player. Has something called a “tape deck”, i dunno, sounds familar, kinda like floppy discs. Anyway, his girlfriend busts out ye old school box […]

I’ve started it and you’re all fucking in it. everyone who has ever talked to me. Especially if you are a girl. Or a website client. I’m going to give first drafts to my small circle of friends. I’m trying to remember every story or experience that has made my life what it is but i’m going to need their […]

A little prelogue. This weekend I went with Peter to his disc golf tournament. A culture i am totally oblivious to. Like i think it’s a bunch of hippies out there drinking, doing drugs, and throwing frisbees. It’s apparently just like golf. Like multiple discs, really fucking tough. The first day peter is out there in a hawaiian shirt, we […]

went to the zoo with brad. drank a bunch  before. jumped a fence and pet a horse. interactive zoo ftw.now im drinking at the bar, wish i had something to do. someone call me

i really don’t know how you people wake up at 7am everyday. It’s 4:50pm and it feels like midnight. Gonna sleep like a fucking infant. My day started when …lets call her emily called saying she was outside. I grab my backpack and the computer im setting up at their office. I’m not really hungover, just still drunk from last […]

I am such a failure at dating. Last night a girl, lets call her….Sara, msgs me on yahoo. We talk and she says she’s gonna go lay down and asks if i want to talk over the phone. Now in retrospect, i should have said “naw i gotta be up at 7(which i did), i’m wasted on sleeping pills and […]