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i havn’t updated too much lately since life has gotten fairly busy with the binge drinking, work and sleep. Sunday i wake up around 2pm, with a hangover of Biblical, im talking one of those puking when you drink water the next day, hangovers. I comes in, just as hungover as i was. He says “you know what today is […]

tonight i was buying beer and cigerettes at a local Circle K and i gave the cashier and the 2 people in line with me a crackhore.com sticker. then as i was stumbling back to my car a guy who claimed his name was Michael asked me for a dollar for a beer. if he had said it was for […]

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=679629 The thing I hate most about the Taco Bell drive through is the voice that comes on and says “Welcome to Taco Bell, would you like to try a Grilled Stuffed Drunk Chiauhua with the Runs Burritodilla today?”, then you say “No, just give me a Chicken Quesadilla with red sauce, two tacos, and a Mt. Dew”, and then […]

I wake up this morning around 10:00 when my phone rings. It’s my mom, the first thing she says is “the FBI just called for you”. This is not the way i wanted to start my Thursday. I walk into the living room, take down the agent’s info into my notes.txt and tell her i’ll call her back after i […]

Sent to info@nec.com Subject: Laptop Durablity I drank like 3 forties one night and was really really trashed typing on my NEC Versa LXI. This was like 2 years ago btw. Anyway, i’m trashed, typing on aim when i feel my throat and mouth fill with that terrible terrible vomit that you only get with malt liquor. Vomit spews out […]

When i die people will remember toad always struggled with a life long battle with food addiction. every morning he wakes up craving food again, even tho he ate just last night.