TOAD NEWS FEED

so josh and i got some popeyes chicken today but we didn’t have a place to eat it that we could drink beer. which is important when eating chicken. we camped out on the steps of planned parenthood across the street and feasted. chicken never never tasted more like fetus. we then went and did laundry at lizzay’s laundromat and […]

Wow i totally havn’t updated this site in a while. Lets go back a week. I’ve given away everything i own. My computers have are vacationing at peter and rachael’s and i have started my first 9 to 5 job in 7 years. Now you may ask where is toad working? Toad will give you a hint. They kill people. […]

garage sale show up, buy something, drink. getting rid of everything, tvs, computers, furniture, it’s all gotta go. come over saturday http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=892+new+york+st+memphis+tn&ie=UTF8&ll=35.12226,-89.986954&spn=0.015726,0.048752&om=1 paste, come, drink, puke, get free shit. you are all welcome. even the ugly people stuff: LOTS of stolen signs, all with good stories white couch pink couch tv(big) bookshelf bed really nice wood dresser bed/mattress computer chair […]

Do not ignore me please, I found your email somewhere and now decided to awrite you. I am coming to your place in few weeks and thoughtb we can meet each other. Let me know if you do not minbbd. I am a nice pretty girl. Don’t reply to this email. Email me direclty at rfpfx@glorymorningz.com DO NOT IGNORE ME, […]

So Toad, we need to have a talk. You are not fufilling yourself with women lately. I frequently describe my romances with females lately as a plane, flying perfectly okay. Like the female totally might be into this, it looks like it’s going well. Then the engines start to sputter. The behind my date(plane) a nazi plane shows up. He […]

so im about to watch my pirated copy of clerks 2. my computer crashes and it reboots. then the power goes. fine, god, i won’t watch this, yet. marla and i go for a walk. we walk and walk. im about a block away when i see a squad car. i’m not that drunk but um, okay im drunk. the […]

so i need to find a home for my cat Sliver…..the house of mews is all full and i don’t want to take him to a kill shelter. I’m moving to new orleans in a 5 days and my parents hate cats. They’re going to watch marla until i get settled but i need to find either a temporary or […]

rachael and i were having bloody mary’s and lunch today and she came up with a good idea. she said i should write a updates about everyone i know here that i have unresolved issues with lots of people in memphis. so now im going write a series of updates directed directly at, well, you all.