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getting high and taking the dog to the vet=bad getting high and walking dog in park=good

AINTCHAMAMI: have u ever taken a piss in pitch black with a strobe light AINTCHAMAMI: piss isnt 1 stream AINTCHAMAMI: its a bunch of tiny balls of piss AINTCHAMAMI: u can see it in the strobe light scoutMASTERtoad: umm AINTCHAMAMI: its insane

Our landlord moved to a new house a few days ago. We don’t know where it is, our rent is due today. I’m sitting here with the rent money, in cash, leaving another message on her answering machine. This has to be some ultra leet way of scamming people out of late rent fees. The best part is i’ve been […]

it’s 6pm….the voicemails on my phone have doubled….i climb out of the coffin i seep in now and stumble to the computers, cell phone and pipe in hand. Guess my day begins as the sun goes down. This is day 3-4 of my new night time schedule…..feels so much more natural

god, this is so fucking funny. Last night i stumble in around 4am, looking forward to a nice nap in my own bed. Ian was engaged in pleasing some random girl, from the looking of the clothes in the living room. I shudder, grab my dog, turn up the dvd to ignore the terrible activities going on in the other […]

okay imma start this story around 3am yesterday when i drove to alex’s to drink. i roll in, tie marla to my chair, and drink god knows how many beers. At 6:45am, me and marla drive back to my dad’s office where i’ve basically been living. Pretty drunk at this point and decided that i was tired of moving this […]

Just wanted to make sure the pic was on the site somewhere 🙂

Well it’s now been a week without power or internet access. Suicide seems like the path now, considering i’ve moved all the computers and anything of worth out of the apartment since i found out my area won’t get power until this weekend. That will make it a total of 2 weeks that i’ve been without power and the life […]

Apparently my prayers have been answered. A few days ago our lord sent a powerful storm in a attempt to destroy the evil city of memphis. Powerlines are down, midtown is fucked, the looting will start soon.