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nothing like photoshoping a co-workers face onto mr rogers and printing out lots of color copies for everyone. i’m glad i get to use my god given talents for worthwhile projects. he deserved it tho. he made fun of our pregnant co-worker’s feet and she said he looked like mr rogers with his sweater. she shows up in my cube […]

Look i got pics from this event…43 of them actually, on the other computer, too late to get up, will add soon. So they have this charity running event called the red dress run. Apparently this goes on all over the country. Bunch of people, and i’m talking a lot of people, run from bar to bar all dressed in…you […]

the race is this saturday, so excited 🙂 pics after ftw

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Brad Paisley – “Online” I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I’m 5 foot 3 and overweight I’m a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I’ve never been to second base But there’s whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace ‘Cause online […]

i know you might not understand this but i really care for you. everytime i think about filling up the bath tub with piping hot water and slitting my wrists, i don’t think about my parents, friends and co-workers how much it would hurt them. Nobody loves me, it’s true, not like you do. You’ve been there with me the […]

so diversity day at work came and there was karaoke as promised. as soon as they asked for volunteers, the entire room of like 50 co-workers look at me. I walk calmly up on stage and select man and the mirror by michael jackson. i’m dancing around in front of the screen, screaming the lyrics, full stage show. by the […]

so i just bought a roomba off of woot.com. I’m so excited, i can’t wait to sit here loaded watching my roomba sweep up marla hair. i’ve always wanted one of these things, can’t wait to see if it really works…. so afraid im going to come home one day from work to find the thing on it’s back with […]