The Ohio Update

I went for Chrissy and Brandon's wedding in Warren Ohio. The 2nd day my cousin Abbey came and picked me up to show me her drinking spots. Abbey rules, i get in the car and she's blaring Sublime. It rules having a cool cousin.

Me and my lil' Sister. You can see the wine in my eyes.

Here is me and my Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob owns.

It's so much fun to get loaded on red wine in front of dear old mom.

Aunt Patty in the fucking house!

God, haha, this is my Uncle Tony, by far the coolest uncle ever. I couldn't take a pic like the ones above cuz i'd be afraid he'd take me out back and beat me. This one will have to do.

Here is a really cool tunnel with lights in the Detriot airport. It was really leet so of course i gotta stand on a trash can and embarass my family more.

Here i am trying to get a ip address from a WEP encrypted access point in the Cleveland airport.

After hour one of the layover I felt the urge to do something i wasn't supposed to do no matter how trite and small.

Mom was so embarassed.

As we got on the last plane we walked through the first class section while the stewardess was asking if they wanted any wine. The last guy in the aisle said “Naw im okay” and i piped up and jokingly said “I'll take his!” and strolled back to my seat. A few moments later she comes back with a plastic cup and says “you're 21 right?” and hands it to me. My parents and sister just stare and wonder why the hell random people are bringing me alcohol free of charge. I just smile and shoot my wine and start out the window.