do you remember…

last night i took part of ian’s aim list to hardrock last night. After we had a few call a cab’s at wet willies we ended up back at our apartment.

xxSt4cEExx: do you remember rubbing yourself last night and askin me to tell ya you were bad?
scoutmastertoad: shh hehe
xxSt4cEExx: HAHA
scoutmastertoad: yeah hahaha

so fucking lost

Gawd, i got so fucking lost leaving the office last night. Like you never realize how much of Memphis is just flat out ghetto until you drive through almost every block of it. After driving around for about 45 minutes, trying desperately to find a cross street that wasn’t named after a state, i break down and ask for directions.

I have no pride anymore asking for directions. I lived in New Orleans…i’m used to asking for directions every 20 minutes. The guy behind the glass at the “quaint” gas station told me to keep going down the road i was in and i’d get back to midtown. The guy moping looks at me and says “yeah, don’t turn, just keep going straight”.

After about 10 minutes i realized why he said not to turn. This area was so bad that I was going 45 in a 35 and actually clocked by police but due to the wonderful racial profiling of memphis police, I was spared.

After almost getting car jacked right when i was nearing my destination made for a evening of celebrating life since my intution/paranoia somehow saved me from the situation. This is slightly comforting that there is still some force inside my head pushing me away from danger. Now i need to hone it to work with women…

VeriSign :(

gawd, im in the process of moving almost a dozen domains to my dad’s servers. I get a email forwarded from one of my clients with the username and the password.

Yay, now i can move the domains, get working on their site, get paid, and go on with my life.

Naw, that would be too easy.


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I curse every diety known to man, pick up the phone, call, find out that the email i got from VeriSign with the username was off by….1 digit…..i ask the lady why this has happened, she replies “no idea”.

There goes 20 minutes of my life i can never get back….

Moving Out Party

I post directions on the site, a fairly decent group of people show up, mp3s blazing, empty beer bottles everywhere, a very good example of what life in that apartment summed up.

Please excuse the blurryness in the pics. The drunker i got the harder it got to take pictures that went.

The hangover the next morning was one of the worst since I woke up, rented a U-Hual, packed it with the aide of Ian, then later Wes and Brandon and didn't eat my first meal until 6:30pm when i was taking a break. I finally got it all out and it fucking sucked. Next time im hiring movers and a bunch of big fuckers are gonna come in, pick all my stupid shitty material posessions, put it all in one big truck and then take it wherever i order them.