HMM

go over to my new friend dave’s house. he has a bar, fully stocked with liquor, hands me some shrooms and a pipe full of dank and said “catch up man”

The vodka i found in the bar and the Faygo i mixed with it helped me catch up immediately. Vodka, Faygo and mushroom. I’m still having trouble typing and it’s only been 48 hours.

Andy Geroge and I leave dave’s place, go to the onion. We are both hallicunating heavily, things are moving, im focusing on my own ego to keep from blowing up into a million pieces and falling on floor making a sucking motion.

I explain how wireless 802.11 access points work using napkins, matches, a beer bottle and 4 beer matts

i am the navigator. put your hand in mine and come with me