Channel 5, Bush Protest.
I’m the guy with the black Hacker hat on. Screaming into the camera, pointing and yelling. The lady videotaping it had a huge smile on her face so i think she liked what she was getting but i have a bad habit of landing on the cutting room floor.
In retrospect i should have said i just got back from Iraq. That would have made better headlines.
Gawd, last night after a couple of pitchers ole toad got up on stage. Last night’s song murder was Closer by NIN. If trent reznor had happened to be in memphis and happened to be walking down Madison and saw this, i gurantee you he would have walked inside. First the shock, “oh whoa this is a weird coicidence, then the pain as his fist crushes my nose.
After he spits on me and leaves in disgust, i sing Aerials by System Of A Down. This was the last song of the night and i don’t really remember exactly how it went off. Valerie and Wes said it was pretty bad. Everyone’s a critic tho.
I think i’m going to hold the first annual crackhore.com karoake competition. stay tuned.
i was very disappointed in the lack of expression as the lady at Target scanned my 3 bottles of generic unisom and beef jerky. A glance up, anything. But nothing.
Gonna buy 4 bottles next time i go and see if that’s the magic number for a response. I wonder if someday so many people will be addicted to these they will have to start putting them behind lock and key.
I think i’m going to call the Pfizer hotline and ask them a bunch of questions about my favorite blue little pills. That sounds like a fun 4am activity.