lets see if i can tell this right

Okay last night, after a bunch of whiskey, beer and cigarettes. I was walking through a grocery store, really really hungover. I grab a bottle of Gatoraide off a shelf and make my way to the bathroom. I slam the bottle in one gulp and walk out. As i’m walking out of the bathroom, i make a mental note(in my dream) that i need to update my site about this great/cheap hangover cure.

so um, if you’re ever hungover, at a grocery store, just grab a bottle of gatoraide, get to a place where the cameras can’t see you, pound it and continue to shop.

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