mane it’s just Orange Mound, nothing to be scared of

Okay so i had to get bulbs for Max’s headlights today. I go to the O’Reily’s on Lamar and one of the nice gentlemen help me out with and give me the right bulbs which the fuckers at Autozone couldn’t help me with. I walk outside and a really dirty black dude comes up to me and asks me if “this is my machine”. I tell him yeah, just getting some new bulbs. He offers to put them in and since i’m about as good with hardware as i am with Spanish, i say sure. He puts the bulbs in for me, talking about his time in Iraq and how he has a CRX at home and loves um.

Suddenly i hear what sounds like a gun shot. Probably just a car backfiring…..i look across the street and see some dude holding up a handgun and some woman running. The guy helping me with my bulbs, Cliff, looks up at me and says “aww mane it’s just Orange Mound, nothing to be scared of”. Now im wearing a red and white hawaiian shirt, camo pants, black Hacker hat and the metal spiked bracelet. I play it off like “naw i ain’t scared but i think she should be.” He says naw, no one is gonna fuck with that woman unless they got a death wish. I don’t even ask what this means.

I give him $2 and tell him to buy a 40 on me and he asks what i do for a living. I tell him i sling websites and give him a card. He says he’ll give me a call later when they start getting fucked up later.

I like meeting new friends.