Month: May 2007

ScoutMassaToad: >:o
ScoutMassaToad: SATAN SATAN SATAN
ImNoTpearljam: just jerked off
ScoutMassaToad: oh nice
ScoutMassaToad: good?
ImNoTpearljam: very good
ScoutMassaToad: *high fives*
ImNoTpearljam: ever heard of teens for cash?
ScoutMassaToad: no
ImNoTpearljam: the set up is that they talk girls into comin back to the place for an interview
ImNoTpearljam: then 2 old men hit on them and peel their clothes off
ImNoTpearljam: they find the dumbest girls
ScoutMassaToad: geez
ScoutMassaToad: thats awesome
ImNoTpearljam: yea
ImNoTpearljam: i gotta shower and go home tho
ScoutMassaToad: 🙁
ImNoTpearljam: this computer lab is weird
ScoutMassaToad: where are you?
ScoutMassaToad: oh god
ScoutMassaToad: haha
ImNoTpearljam: jk jk
ImNoTpearljam: hashah
ScoutMassaToad: haha just put a jacket on your lap?
ScoutMassaToad: asdlkfj
ImNoTpearljam: lol
ScoutMassaToad: i dunno why im laughing about thinking about you jerking off in a computer lab
ImNoTpearljam: i tried jerking off in class next tolike my best friend, he got too grossed out and threatened to tell the teacher
ScoutMassaToad: hahaha
ImNoTpearljam: ScoutMassaToad: i dunno why im laughing about thinking about you jerking off in a computer lab
ImNoTpearljam: ahahahahahahaha
ScoutMassaToad: laksdjflkajd
ImNoTpearljam: that belongs in my profile but i would weird way too many people out witht hat one
ScoutMassaToad: hahahaha yah
ScoutMassaToad: it’s one of those things that needs context
ImNoTpearljam: haha yea
ScoutMassaToad: better to just post it on crackhore

it’s been about 24 hours since a declassified update and i’m getting a lot of this “maybe you’re doing this on purpose”. it’s so fucked up hearing this from girls online. look if you and your  “sisters” would go out with me then i might not go on fucked up internet adventure dates….

so before you get a good hardy laugh, the 3-4 girls who read this site……this is all your fault. i hope you sleep well in your tight little shorts and tight bras. i hope your boyfriend is treating you really great.

but i hope you have terrible nightmares of me murdering neighborhood pets and jerking off on them. of course when i say jerking off on, i’m saying feed and love.

i love puppies and kiddies….kitties.

i have the parachute on, time to jump off this post.

i’d like to give a shout out to the federal agents probably reading this..any girl that was remotely attracted to me…any clients…family members…thank you all, good night.

the 11:30pm show is different from the 5am show.

if you’re drinking, don’t drive, and if you’re driving, don’t drink.

and don’t forget to tip your waitress.

*falls off stage*

it was weird getting lectured by the cleaning lady at work about my drinking. the woman i work with, kerry, said she thinks i’ve gotten “better” since she started…i dunno, i thought i was going down hill….

i really have had it with life. ive decided to nest myself up in whatever apartment i can make for myself. i really just need to move out to the woods….this whole society thing has been great but i’m just not cut out for this. i’ve gone completely backwards in my life goal…i’m around more people, more christians……it’s fucked….i really don’t care what people believe…..fairy guy with beard in sky….i don’t care…..just accept the fact that i believe in aliens. and they will send me to hell if i don’t follow their rules.

the aliens made me drink, let me out of these fucking handcuffs.

do you know who i am?

it’s weird that on the other side of the planet people are conspiring to kill because their god wills it and i’m sitting on the other side and i want to kill them because they don’t believe in aliens? with the aliens on my side, who can be against me *puts on sunglasses*