diversity

so in a team meeting today i found out we’re having a diversity day at work. so we’re going to see a webcast about diversity, food, and…

karaoke

yeah seriously. i walked into the conference room while they were setting up the equipment. Jen is singing off key to michael jackson’s billy jean which is even better since she’s a lesbian.

i just don’t think they understand what this means. they are going to be wrestling me away from the microphone with my pants around my ankles.

ive never sang sober before. ever.

i’m going to wear a normal shirt to work that day and change in the bathroom into my rhinestone karaoke shirt.

i can’t wait.

i really gotta figure out a way around the whole sober thing. i figure i take a aderal and drink a pot of coffee and induce some lsd flashbacks. that should make for some good madonna singing.