so awesome

kelly sent this to me today. i asked her if she was a good shot.

could you imagine chilling in bed with your new chick when you hear your trailer door kicked open. omg it’s Kimberly Davis and…holy fuck she’s got a fucking meat cleaver!

your new hot girlfriend reaches under the pillow and pulls out a 22 and caps the crazy ex girlfriend while you curl up in the fetal position next to her. the smoke clears and you embrace, pulling her close to you as she screams at the ex girlfriend on the floor that “this is her man now”
i’m going to jerk off

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