November 2007

www.antiplath.com it’s great following her site. you can see exactly when i came crashing into her life. i bought her that domain name for our 1 and a half week anniversary.

i’ll beat a website down with a aluminum bad. so it’s 8:30 on sunday. last night was tool. peter and christy came in town. it was amazing. everything this weekend was magical. that’s pretty much all i can say. tool was insane, their shows are consistently getting better with each tour. jambi was great, flood was great, rosetta stoned was […]

kelly sent this to me today. i asked her if she was a good shot. could you imagine chilling in bed with your new chick when you hear your trailer door kicked open. omg it’s Kimberly Davis and…holy fuck she’s got a fucking meat cleaver! your new hot girlfriend reaches under the pillow and pulls out a 22 and caps […]

last night while having some strange ass dream involving limos and cocaine, my new pillow slid out from under me and flew into my nightstand. the empty pint glass luckily didn’t break but the almost full bottle of abita did. marla was drinking it this morning. going to have to get out the mop 🙁 i bought these new serta […]

i was sitting here watching kelly send a email from my computer in my computer room. it hit me that at moment how great things were. i’m holding on by my mad skillz at the office while everyone else is getting fired. i’m dating this amazingly hot girl who has stuff published on a regular basis. i ran 3 miles […]

so i’ve been holding off on really writing about the recent developments in my personal life. part of me doesn’t want to jinx it. so the last few months i’ve been emailing this girl at work. just drop dead gorgeous, way out of my league on several levels. it’s fun because i can talk to her like a person and […]

so i order 4 things from overstock.com. back when i had that regular paycheck i used to buy things to fill the void in my life. and bored. anyway. i get a email from them with the tracking numbers. everything is coming on different days and even from different carriers. fedex, ups, dhl and then ups again. this is why […]

jeff sent me this. not really safe for work but wow.