the cost of poop

i was thinking, if you divided the cost of a package of toilet paper into cost per roll, then cost per sheet, you could figureout how roughly how many cents it costs to poop and wipe…would it be cheaper to shower afterwards…naw cuz then you focus in soap and time spent drying off…yeah pooping and wiping is the way to go, but i think i’d be stressed out if i knew how much it cost. would i eat different foods? drink less beer?

anyway…yeah so..think thats about that for this update.