Tall and tan and young and lovely
The scoutmassa from memphis goes coding
And when he uploads, each one the clients he emails goes – ah
When he stumbles, hes like a web designer
That pukes so cool and sways so gentle
And when he uploads, each one the clients he emails goes – ah
(ooh) but I watch him so sadly
How can I tell him I love his sites
Yes I would give my money gladly
But each day, when he stumbles to the computer
He looks straight ahead, don’t pay me