shirts are delayed!@#!@#

I bought some hawaiian shirts off of ebay just because i’m getting kinda low…dunno what happened to a few of them and needed to stock up. I won 6 new ones for $34.00, awesome deal IMO.  I pay for them and then i get this message.

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Hi ******,

This is ******* of *******.   I know that some of you paid a few days ago for your items that you won from me but I was rushed to the ER and admitted to the local hospital for a large kidney stone (the first in my family).   I did have the first of 2 or 3 needed surgeries to correct the problem so I’m on my way to a speedy recovery.

I want to say that I’m sorry in advance for not shipping your items out asap.   I’m very anal about always getting my items shipped out the next business day no matter what but in this situation, it was outside of my control.   I plan to rest here a little bit and start packing up items later today.   I promise to have everything packed up and shipped out first thing tomorrow for you.   I hope you understand!!   I can’t wait to eat again and sleep in my own bed!!  My doggies have been going nuts ever since I walked in the door 🙂


Thanks in advance for understanding,

Ron ***

*******

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Now for my response:

Ron,


I am deeply saddened by your recent illness! I hope never to suffer the pain of a kidney stone and feel extremely sorry.

I am also deeply saddened by the delay of the Hawaiian shirts. We recently hired 6 new people at ***** and they have been walking around shirtless since Monday.

Despite being in New Orleans it’s quite cold and they have not been as productive as they could be.

Luckily our camouflage pants came in early since they are not all female employees in this….batch.

This may sound a little confusing so we have outlined it in our Knowledge base which you can view below.
(link to the *** site knowledge base discussing shirts/camo)
Since this was a medical issue i cannot do anything but feel empathy and promise to leave you extremely good feedback.
The entire ***** staff thanks you for your help.
Yours truely,
*********
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******,

They should be there asap.   I know my listing said parcel post shipping but they were shipped earlier today via Priority Mail shipping instead.   They should be there Tuesday is my guess.

Thanks again,
****

I need to email something about tuesday being too late and see if i can hit him up for some more shirts.