Woke up at 4am on the floor of my living room. Yesterday i drank way too much, anyway, thats kinda understood when you’re reading this site. I pour a vodka and cranberry juice(thank you rachel for the cranberry juice, i <3 u), write a great update about jesus(read below) and start to get hungry around 8am. I stumble out of my apartment, there's a note from my landlord regarding the car parts im storing on the porch. So funny. I walk over to Max, get in and and drive to Barksdale's, a place i've heard has a great breakfast. I roll deep in, buttoning up my oil change shirt with a nametag that says Natalie. I got the Hacker hat on, metal spiked bracelet and some camo. Havn't shaved in about a week, havn't showered sine saturday night....smelling of vodka, beer and websites. Sit down at the counter and a really beautiful black nubian princess sits next to me. We start talking and she asks what i do. I turn and say "well, i'm like jesus, but with websites". She gives me her card and procedes to tell me she's just bought a domain and really needs a webdesigner. I tell her despite how i look, i can build a dope ass site. Good times.
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