Ive been thinking about it tonight and i don’t want a funeral or viewing. Burn me up or feed me something. I don’t want you assholes looking at me saying “he could have done so much” or “god i should have never fucked him”.
 Another thing is it’s expensive to travel. It’s kinda pointless to come “visit” toad if i’m already dead. I can’t talk back so why bother come. I doubt i’ll show you a good time since, well, i’ll be dead.
I just hate no matter how many updates about how i want to be fed to coyotes and a final pic uploaded to my site, i’ll still have some shitty stupid catholic funeral. It’s so poetic that i actually know that jesus had kids and now im getting buried by his church built by asshole popes.
 Burn me, eat me but leave my site up.
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