Author: Scoutmastertoad

so i made my usual stop at the corner store to buy beer with whatever change i could scrounge from my car cup holder again today.

i didn’t have enough this time. He already had rang up my Bud Ice and i start apolizing and saying i’ve never had that happen before. He quickly looks up at me and says “budiceincan”. I walk over, it takes a second to process, grab the can and walk out.

hehe sigh….ive been in there everyday for the last week so he’s probably wondering if im going through a tough time with a girl or work or something….oh how little does he know…i wonder if he has AIM…

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Do Not Resuscitate Order: This includes various means of trying to restart or to strengthen weak and irregular heartbeat and breathing. Neither of these two functions, breathing or heartbeat, can continue for many minutes without the other; that’s why it’s called cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

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Nov 12 1934
Charles Manson born in Cincinnati to a 16 year old prostitute and an unknown father. He grows up to do… interesting things.

scoutmastertoad: goodnight
scoutmastertoad: sleep well
scoutmastertoad: and until we talk again
scoutmastertoad: may the ground raise quickly to your feet
scoutmastertoad: and remember
scoutmastertoad: that god holds you
scoutmastertoad: in the palm of his hand
marsgodess1: gawd you are fucked up aren’t you
scoutmastertoad: lol
scoutmastertoad: 😉

nothing more high class then buying beer with a handful of quarters. I pulled up, stumbled up to the door. The chinese/korean man that owns it was outside talking to some guy when he sees me come make my usual purchase of malt liquor.

I’ve probably bought thousands of 40’s from this guy throughout the last year i’ve lived in this hell hole. He’s seen me so high that i couldn’t count out enough money…he’s seen me so drunk that i can’t figure out how to open the door and end up doubling over in laughter cuz of it.

I really gotta wonder what this guy thinks of me. Like everytime we do the nod, like “hey whats up” thing but i really wonder if he’s like “fuck, here he comes again”….i mean i always pay him and everything…he probably loves me….bet little johnny has a Mustang cuz of me…

Having a designated driver is so great…we went to 2-3 different parties that whole night…my pictures really weren't the greatest from that night but what can you say….

hmm went drinking on the company card last night….bought a round of Pabst Blue Ribbon for all the beautiful ladies seated with me. I think i was in bed by 3 but that didn’t stop me from sleeping until the afternoon….again…guess it’s gonna be a really unproductive day…..

what shall we use, to fill the empty spaces, where, we used to talk on aim……

how should i, fill the final aimlist, how should i, complete my buddylist!!!

AHHHH

I AM JUST A NEW TOAD!

STRANGER IN THIS OFFICE!

WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD BONGS!

WHO’S GONNA SHOW THIS STRANGE TOAD AROUND!!!

hehe

god, gotta stop going out with angie…

every night it’s like “heres my other really cute friend” and “oh this is my other cute, single, really cute friend”.

every fucking night.

tonight was bad too….i bought a round of drinks, they started really talking to me, they asked me a few questions about what i did…it turned out fucked up….angie actually made a comment tonight about how she doesn’t hangout with ugly chicks.

i need more friends that don’t hangout with ugly chicks.

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ELpH950: most people prefer red bull vodka..but i try to take that to a new level: mountain dew code red cheap beer 🙂
Syntheticka: ewwwwww!

hehe drove my dad’s 911 today on the race track. i think i’ve told every single person i’ve come in contact with that i did.