Author: Scoutmastertoad

2 bottles of wine, 3 sleeping pills….i had the 3rd sleeping pill crushed up, the dollar rolled up…then i was like “hmm, probably shouldn’t snort this, better eat it and wash it down with wine instead”

conceterina, conceterina, lalalallaa

god, this is so horrible….im only gonna have one more glass and if it doesn’t start tasting better then i’m…gonna have one more glassand go to bed…i hate that

wheee “i’ll just have one glass”….

god, a word of warning for those crackhore.com wine drinkers out there. Judge a bottle by it’s cover. I just opened a bottle of “Rabbit Ridge” wine. I didn’t notice the words “tuscan style red wine” in small words towards the bottom. I guess i saw the cute rabbit on the label, saw “red wine” and figured it was pretty good.

It’s not….god…maybe after i finish this glass it’ll taste better….

sitting here, in my prom dress, waiting….

i love how the little sticker they left said noon to 3pm….they have 38 minutes left…been sitting here with my thumb up my ass and my front door wide open so i won’t miss him.

so many times have i missed packages cuz i couldn’t hear him knocking over the music….not gonna get fucked this time tho

hmm, gonna rebuild the horeboard using pmachine…not sure what topics i should make, you guys have any ideas?
cracktoad@crackhore.com

everyone be hating on my new shit 🙁

ROAR
drunk
beer
drunk
angie says hi

after this 40 we’re going to the hitone

see you there

ToraBoraSam: STEP RIGHT UP! >:o
scoutmastertoad: DRINK>:o
scoutmastertoad: PUKE>:o
scoutmastertoad: CRAWL RIGHT UP INTO BED>:o
scoutmastertoad: hahaha
ToraBoraSam: haha
ToraBoraSam: ya
ToraBoraSam: im goin to bed
ToraBoraSam: drunkhore