Author: Scoutmastertoad

after the constant harassment of the neighbers, my new plan is to rent a storage unit and put my desk and computers there. the only kink in the plan is im not sure i can get roadrunner to install to a storage unit. i could maybe just get it turned on at the storage unit office and just not tell them and use wireless.

and of course we still always have the “you know what i need? a camper, think about it” option. Just a roaming diaster of monitors, traveling state to state visiting aim friends and parking his RV with crackhore.com spraypainted on the side of it.

time to look at them on ebay again

everyone have a safe st drunk driving day.

i gotta stop playing warcraft so fucking much

Channel 5, Bush Protest.

I’m the guy with the black Hacker hat on. Screaming into the camera, pointing and yelling. The lady videotaping it had a huge smile on her face so i think she liked what she was getting but i have a bad habit of landing on the cutting room floor.

In retrospect i should have said i just got back from Iraq. That would have made better headlines.

Gawd, last night after a couple of pitchers ole toad got up on stage. Last night’s song murder was Closer by NIN. If trent reznor had happened to be in memphis and happened to be walking down Madison and saw this, i gurantee you he would have walked inside. First the shock, “oh whoa this is a weird coicidence, then the pain as his fist crushes my nose.

After he spits on me and leaves in disgust, i sing Aerials by System Of A Down. This was the last song of the night and i don’t really remember exactly how it went off. Valerie and Wes said it was pretty bad. Everyone’s a critic tho.

I think i’m going to hold the first annual crackhore.com karoake competition. stay tuned.

i was very disappointed in the lack of expression as the lady at Target scanned my 3 bottles of generic unisom and beef jerky. A glance up, anything. But nothing.

Gonna buy 4 bottles next time i go and see if that’s the magic number for a response. I wonder if someday so many people will be addicted to these they will have to start putting them behind lock and key.

I think i’m going to call the Pfizer hotline and ask them a bunch of questions about my favorite blue little pills. That sounds like a fun 4am activity.

god i really wish i had something to update about

whiskey and warcraft till 9am. woke up at noon. owned by alcohol.

Now look at them webdesigner’s that’s the way you do it
You build the websites on the internets
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin’ and hosting for free
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, toad ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your warcraft finger finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install content management systems
Custom css delivery
We gotta move these animated gifs
We gotta move these custom headers

See the scoutmaster with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that’s his facial hair
That little faggot got another Honda
That little faggot he’s, late for rent

We gotta install content management systems
Custom css delivery
We gotta move these animated gifs
We gotta move these custom headers

I shoulda learned to own in photoshop
I shoulda learned to code that css
Look at that cracktoad, she got it at a 40 at noon
Man we could have some fun
And he’s up there, what’s that? flash intro?
Bangin’ on the monitors like a chimpanzee
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Get your for nothin’ get your chicks for free

We gotta install content management systems
Custom css delivery
We gotta move these animated gifs
We gotta move these custom logos, lord

Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
You build the websites on the internets
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin’ and your hosting for free
Money for nothin’ and hosting for free

well, time to tack on another part to the book.

i got my del sol, engine in, title in my name. mustang has been
pronouced dead and i won’t even be able to pay rent with that im
selling it for.

I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE

god, so glad i can leave apartment at my own power. guess the next
step is using the newly built car to find work to get the bank account
out of overdraft.

if anyone sees me standing at poplar and highland with a huge sign
that says WEBSITES, please stop by and let me design a website for
your cat or anything else.

word

was playing around on the net today and i saw this button that said “crackhore update”. wasn’t sure what it was for so i clicked on it.

this little window popped up. i think im supposed to type it in.

wow this site has dwindled before but this is just like a rotting corpse of a once lucrative site. if this website was a apartment it would have been burnt down for insurance.

2005 has started out okay for me, all things considered. it kinda sucks that i can’t go into what has went right and what has went wrong on this site anymore. i have a weird feeling this site is someday going to just be a login screen.

going to bed

love you