god, minutes after i updated about how shitty i feel, the power goes out.
claudia, the smart little girl she is, boots up without stimulation.
armand however, requires much more.
my friend says he can score me a power supply for free
guess we’ll see tommorow…..
i havn’t shaved, showered or ate in the last 48 hour….body will shut down soon
hmm yesterday i did the ole “skip breakfast, eat lunch and replace dinner with alcohol” thing that i tend to usually save just for the weekends. usually i cram at least 2 meals into my poor, malnurnished, hungover body but last night it just didn’t happen.
after consuming even more*shudder* drugs and alcohol, i go to bed.
fast forward to 6am with marla whining.
oh great, 2 huge puddles of dog shit on the carpet.
good morning toad, welcome to tuesday. get the paper towels….
i lay on the couch so pissed that i can’t even go back to sleep. i feel like beecher when he’s laying there with his broken arms and legs. I finally fall asleep, get woken up several times, when Andy, cuz i know it was fucking andy cuz no one else does this, calls our house and lets the phone ring 30-40 times to make sure no one is there. i hate our phone.
then around 9am the cell phone starts ringing. Yes dad, i’ll fix it, just send me a email detailing what you want. Yes dad, i’ll fix it later, i’m in the middle of something….Yes dad, yes dad, yes dad.
going back to couch…
went to kroger today…bought a 40 of icehouse, some hair dye, 2 bags of shivered almonds and some yogurt.
lady at the register was like “someone is having a fun evening”. After i handed her my gestapo kroger plus card, i told her that it was going to be a fun afternoon.
and it has…
i decided i don’t need a girlfriend. i got one the second i adopted marla from the pound. marla has taken on just about all the aspects of girlfriends ive had in the past.
tonight marla and i showed up at john’s house for some beer and Oz. Marla runs around, eats their dog’s food, drinks there water, takes one of their toys out of the closet and generally makes a fool of herself and me.
it’s like a drunk girlfriend that doesn’t have to drink…
now while i type it, my drunk girlfriend is asleep on the couch like usual, i’m alone and depressed on aim, hoping she won’t wake up and read my site to read what i wrote about her….
cuz he is too drunk to see the screen. Ugh everyone who asks me about this weekend just gets a sentence or two about seeing a bunch of teenagers naked and not having sex with any of them.
like i can’t even start to describe the weirdness of last night. the ninja skillz of this morning, sneaking into her bedroom to grab my backpack, knife and cell phone…..
walking into this party last night, seeing one guy naked, rolling on the floor laughing, several other drunk naked girls around him…it sucks being the oldest guy at a party and knowing that if you laid a hand on anyone there it would be a felony 🙁 heh hmm…
god, don’t even want to talk about this anymore
hmm going to a party with a bunch of underage girls
ian said im kicking it R Kelly style.
can’t decide if i should bring camera or not
that was so awesome@#$@#
ive been trying to teach marla how to close the backdoor on command. This way i can let her out, leave the door kinda cracked, she can push the door open and come in.
But when it’s fucking 20 degrees outside and your freezing your ass off cuz you can’t get up from your game cuz theres a hero in your peon line, it sucks.
So lately ive been trying to teach Marla to close the door on command. She almost had it yesterday but just kept getting too excited at being able to do something that involves jumping up.
I just let her back in just now and she did it! hahalkdhfalhdfh next im gonna teach her to make a gin and tonic or pack a bowl.
hmmm this is how a lot of my dates go….i go over to house, she cooks, we drink, i’m charming, she falls asleep, i finish the rest of the bottle of wine while she’s asleep in her bed.
i load up the java aim, download 2-3 mp3s to listen to while finishing the wine, talk on aim, update my site in a drunken merlot haze and drive home
YOU MAKE ME HARD
WHEN IM ALL SOFT INSIDE
I SEE THE TRUTH
WHEN IM ALL STUPID EYED
YOUUUU GO STRAIGHT TO MY HEART
WITHOUT YOU EVERYTHING FALLS APART
The daytime, non-drowsy, congested-stuffy head, sore throat, coughing, aching fever so you can get through the website medicine.
ian: don’t you think you should stop smoking while sick?
toad: yeah i think theres a lot of things i should stop doing while sick