Category: TOAD NEWS FEED

scoutmastertoad: i think im gonna write a book
scoutmastertoad: in about 3 years
scoutmastertoad: about how not to things
scoutmastertoad: just have a list of things i just did horribly wrong
scoutmastertoad: and how i should have done them
scoutmastertoad: like “my big book of failure”

ugh, check cnn.com one more time before i go to bed…

nope, nothing happened at the super bowl that actually matters.

lazy fuckers

hmmm we’re down to frozen food now……maybe we have some bread…last week i was making bread, peanut butter and honey….i call it the cracktoad…..now i have a sandwich named after me as well as a drink and a kitten.

i think brandon and i were at the full moon club 3 times this week….he stated this last night, where i was wearing the same sweatshirt, drinking the same kind of beer. It was like deja vu times 3. Is that deja tres? hmm

god, hope you fucking white rich fat americans are enjoying your super fucking sports game.

i mean, i can’t talk, i have my addictions. much like your football, i enjoy, well, everything else…i just hope you all die.

thanks

so i’m at a meeting today talking to my new client. He’s in his late 20’s, really cool guy, cusses a lot in meetings, definetely my kind of laid back client.

His phone rings today during our meeting and he looks at it goes “yeah! got lots of girls calling me today!” and answers it.

Hey sexy, what you doing?

He talks for a minute and then hangs up and says “yeah i met her from the Internet, it’s really funny.” I laugh under my breath and point to my design on the screen and say “Yeah all this crap is just extra, the internet really exists to pick up chicks”.

It’s so funny when someone mentions something in the slightest manner and your head is suddenly flooded with aim chick diasters and victories, thus destroying any concentration you had in the first place…

this is the 2nd night in a row that is ending with jack and cokes….like every morning the lesson of “beer before liquor, never sicker” is beat into my head.

well, that just goes to show you that even your own memory or updates can fool you…

been regretting those 2 jack and cokes at 2am this morning all fucking day……

gawd, spent martin luther king day talking to white people about websites for white people, drinking, listening to rap and talking on aim to more white people.

You know they went after King
When he spoke out on Vietnam
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the shot

yet another memphis has going for it. Only in Memphis will you hear people refer MLK day to James Earl Ray Day. haha

scoutmastertoad: it’s kinky, trust me haha
bjorktress: ain’t NO way any of that’s gonna happen
scoutmastertoad: 🙁
bjorktress: you won’t eve have a threesome with us hahahaha
bjorktress: you PRUDE
scoutmastertoad: 🙁

holy shit, for those of you who didn’t see Oz last night, Kareem Said got mad owned. He was getting ready to talk to this reporter and he just whips out this hand cannon and puts 2 in Kareem’s chest.

After it happened Wes’s phone instantly rang and i said “Someone’s calling to tell you Kareem got shot”. As soon as he answers his phone he goes “yeah i saw it, yeah it was fucked up” and everyone in the room laughs.

RIP Kareem