Category: TOAD NEWS FEED

hmm, as i put on my black pants and my black sweatshirt, i prepare for “goth and industrial night” at 616, or “the spot” as they call it now. I am ready to stare at beautiful goth girls, clad in all black, sporting piercings of all natures and aloof ideas of what a guy should be like.

i am so excited.

tonight i’ll stumble home, drunk, high and probably under the influence of anything else i can find tonight, put on some 70’s porn, jerk off and fall into another drunken coma. Then tommorow, at the bright hour of noon, i shall awaken and rise again, drive to the office and spend the saturday knee deep in PHP and HTML.

this is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time

http://members.lycos.co.uk/pinkwall/show.html
so tight haha

t0ughtitties: BEEEEEER
t0ughtitties: hahahah. “new michelob ultra has fewer carbs and fewer calories. we doubt you’ll miss them. ….the ultimate reward for an active lifestyle…” gawd. they even have diet beer now.
scoutmastertoad: diet beer = 666

so what was your day like today at work?

scoutmastertoad: shit would work in IE then laugh at me in netscape
scoutmastertoad: then vice versa
scoutmastertoad:

hehe…i love how it goes from “mmm i woke up at 9, i can go for a run before my meeting” to “mmm i woke up at 9, now i time to do drugs before my meeting”….i dunno, you kinda develop a rule. If they’re not paying you a lot, their not getting a lot of your soberiety….i’m charging you half of what anyone else would, just tell me wtf you want on your site, pay me and let my stoned ass go back to photoshop….we’re not building spaceshuttles here

so i made my usual stop at the corner store to buy beer with whatever change i could scrounge from my car cup holder again today.

i didn’t have enough this time. He already had rang up my Bud Ice and i start apolizing and saying i’ve never had that happen before. He quickly looks up at me and says “budiceincan”. I walk over, it takes a second to process, grab the can and walk out.

hehe sigh….ive been in there everyday for the last week so he’s probably wondering if im going through a tough time with a girl or work or something….oh how little does he know…i wonder if he has AIM…

http://www.keln.org/bibs/ubel.html#II
Do Not Resuscitate Order: This includes various means of trying to restart or to strengthen weak and irregular heartbeat and breathing. Neither of these two functions, breathing or heartbeat, can continue for many minutes without the other; that’s why it’s called cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

http://www.rotten.com/news/
Nov 12 1934
Charles Manson born in Cincinnati to a 16 year old prostitute and an unknown father. He grows up to do… interesting things.

scoutmastertoad: goodnight
scoutmastertoad: sleep well
scoutmastertoad: and until we talk again
scoutmastertoad: may the ground raise quickly to your feet
scoutmastertoad: and remember
scoutmastertoad: that god holds you
scoutmastertoad: in the palm of his hand
marsgodess1: gawd you are fucked up aren’t you
scoutmastertoad: lol
scoutmastertoad: 😉

nothing more high class then buying beer with a handful of quarters. I pulled up, stumbled up to the door. The chinese/korean man that owns it was outside talking to some guy when he sees me come make my usual purchase of malt liquor.

I’ve probably bought thousands of 40’s from this guy throughout the last year i’ve lived in this hell hole. He’s seen me so high that i couldn’t count out enough money…he’s seen me so drunk that i can’t figure out how to open the door and end up doubling over in laughter cuz of it.

I really gotta wonder what this guy thinks of me. Like everytime we do the nod, like “hey whats up” thing but i really wonder if he’s like “fuck, here he comes again”….i mean i always pay him and everything…he probably loves me….bet little johnny has a Mustang cuz of me…