Category: TOAD NEWS FEED

leaving in a hour and a half with angie, wes and kaleb for new orleans

the camera is coming…..

see you all soon

Toad arrives at the office he shares with his dad at 4pm with a brown paper bag of fried chicken and a 40. Toad sees his dad’s stuff in the office but toad’s dad isn’t there.

Toad quickly pours the 40 into a huge cup to hide the fact that he is a alcoholic. As toad walks quickly to the kitchen to dispose of the empty 40 he runs into his dad. He comments that it’s kinda early for a 40. Toad laughs uncomfortably and sips his beer.

ugh

pictures uploaded tommorowh when i get to work hore

STANDING ON THE CORNER OF WINSLOW ARIZONA AND IM QUITE SURE I’M IN THE WRONG WEBSITE!#$@#$@#$@#$@#

arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

scoutmastertoad: my friend is asking advice on how to talk dirty to her boyfriend
Assssssley: hmm
scoutmastertoad: yeah i was telling her it’s hard to give that kind of advice
scoutmastertoad: cuz it’s more specific for the guy, right?
scoutmastertoad: like some guys like to hear about how great their cum tastes
Assssssley: ewwww
Assssssley: i never really got into the “tallking dirty” thing
Assssssley: if it happens it happens
Assssssley: i prefer no talking during sex
scoutmastertoad: hmm
scoutmastertoad: yeah, i use duct tape too
Assssssley: huh
scoutmastertoad: oh
scoutmastertoad: umm
scoutmastertoad: hahahaha

t0ughtitties: gawd. i need more toad in my life
scoutmastertoad: you need more toad in your mouth

Kalab: i don’t think i can drink with Shea anymore, it’s a bad combination….like gasoline and fire….

the gentle sound of 40’s clanking in a plastic bag and the sun going down

THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE!

WHEN TOAD’S DRINK!

hmmm if you were at the full moon club last night for “shane’s techno blowout” you might have noticed a guy in a gray shirt, clutching his backpack on the black leather couch. A look of drunken terror washed over his face, staring at Shea and Shane with their big white afros, trying really hard not to throw up.

what a fun night hahahahasfldhkflkajsf

i think we got there around 10, played several games of pool. Ugh learned a lesson on playing random people in pool in bars. This black girl with a bandanna and bondage pants comes up to Wes and I and asks to play winner. I actually win a game, slamming the 8 ball into the corner pocket.

Wes and i leave, buy and then sneak a 12 pack in the party. All 3 of us consume it within a matter of minutes on the porch. After that it gets blurry. I walked home, drunk out of my skull and fell asleep on the couch with my boots on.

the end