It was only a matter of time before this happened. The reindeer and sleigh lasted about 48 hours before it happened. Where they came from, i dunno, but ny best guess is they belonged to the woman that lived above me. But as far as i can figure she moved out and left them for me. Probably thanks for all the nights of In Utero blaring at 3am.
The best part about this night was that about 3 seconds after this pic was taken a white Blazer pulled up into my apartment’s parking lot. We all run laughing hysterically back into the apartment and pray to god that those weren’t the owners of the reindeer.
I underestimated my own weight and the reindeer collapsed right after this pic was taken but it still seems so stand okay. The next step will be getting them to light up.
And of course, Steve has to make yet another “intresting” appearance on crackhore.com as he sodomizing my poor reindeer.