haha god my dad asks me to go to a “social” for all the companies in the building. Probably a bad idea, i walk in at 3pm, down a beer and start socializing with the rest of the people there.
I do okay, barely slurring my speech, actually giving a business card to a prospective client and not passing out or asking anyone for pot.
Best part was when they had the contest for the person who had the best new year’s resolutions. So everyone walked around asking who had the best resolution. I was telling everyone that my resolution was to get into the office by 10am.
I won 3rd place.
$5 blockbuster card up in this piece!
Can’t believe i won 3rd place, everyone else was talking about world peace and toad is talking about getting to work before lunch….haha kick ass.