ugh

waking up at 2pm…mad voicemails and missed calls on phone…..went out drinking last night…the $30 bottle of jack daniels is almost empty…well, will be empty after i finish these next 2 drinks hehehe……

i’d like to give a shout out to Sly at the glass onion for the $7 tab he gave me. next time you go in there tell them toad sent ya

hmmm on a completely unrelated story i was really drunk the other night and i decided that i didn’t want to have those long hairs around my nipples anymore. taking a lighter off my desk, i burned all the hair off, thus making my nipples hard as rocks.

this update is spiralling out of control. better stop while im ahead…or something