# not smooth enough

i put a MAGNUM condom under my friend’s windshield wipe at work. he works at a bank, i thought i did it really smooth but apparently not smooth enough. these are the emails that followed that john sent to the teller at the front desk who has plain view of his car.

> From: bbrown!server-report

> To: sek

> Received: Friday 14:17:35 CST 2004/01/16

> Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

>

> Well I don’t know about the normal part but we’ve got to get you away from crack heads it could start to rub off. How about crazy and diranged friends?

>

> > —– Original Message —–

> > From: sek
> > To: brown

> > Received: Friday 14:14:09 CST 2004/01/16

> > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> >

> > damn girl, your good. Unfortunately I do know him, hes actually a friend of mine. I bet you thought I had normal friends didnt you? My friends are all crack heads 🙁 and prostitutes

> >

> > > —– Original Message —–

> > > From: bbrown

> > > To: SEK

> > > Received: Friday 14:12:09 CST 2004/01/16

> > > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > >

> > >

> > > > —– Original Message —–

> > > > From: sek

> > > > To: brown

> > > > Received: Friday 14:11:55 CST 2004/01/16

> > > > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > > >

> > > > oh my god, whats the tag #?

> > > >

> > > > > —– Original Message —–

> > > > > From: brown

> > > > > To: sek

> > > > > Received: Friday 14:11:26 CST 2004/01/16

> > > > > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > > > >

> > > > > No sir, but if it’s something bad I got his tag # and a dsecription

> > > > >

> > > > > > —– Original Message —–

> > > > > > From: sek

> > > > > > To: bbrown

> > > > > > Received: Friday 14:10:45 CST 2004/01/16

> > > > > > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > > > > >

> > > > > > go poke it and see 🙂

> > > > > >

> > > > > > > —– Original Message —–

> > > > > > > From: brown

> > > > > > > To: sek

> > > > > > > Received: Friday 14:10:20 CST 2004/01/16

> > > > > > > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > I don’t know

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > —– Original Message —–

> > > > > > > > From: sek

> > > > > > > > To: bbrown

> > > > > > > > Received: Friday 14:10:01 CST 2004/01/16

> > > > > > > > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > was it wet?

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > —– Original Message —–

> > > > > > > > > From: brown

> > > > > > > > > To: sek

> > > > > > > > > Received: Friday 14:09:36 CST 2004/01/16

> > > > > > > > > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > he put something on your windshield

> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > —– Original Message —–

> > > > > > > > > > From: sek

> > > > > > > > > > To: bbrow,

> > > > > > > > > > Received: Friday 14:09:19 CST 2004/01/16

> > > > > > > > > > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > that depends… what did he do?

> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > —– Original Message —–

> > > > > > > > > > > From: brown

> > > > > > > > > > > To: sek

> > > > > > > > > > > Received: Friday 14:09:02 CST 2004/01/16

> > > > > > > > > > > Subject: Re: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > yes do you know him

> > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > > —– Original Message —–

> > > > > > > > > > > > From: sek

> > > > > > > > > > > > To: “Belinda ” >,

> > > > > > > > > > > > Received: Friday 14:06:57 CST 2004/01/16

> > > > > > > > > > > > Subject: Hey Belinda, Did you see some crackhead come …

> > > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > > Hey Belinda,

> > > > > > > > > > > > Did you see some crackhead come by and do something to my car?