mix vodka and cranberry into mason jar
get in shower
put towel on curtain rod directly above drink
towel falls off curtain rod, knocking my drink over and soaking my clean towel with the fluids i wanted to soak my body with.
i say outloud to myself “so this is how it begins”
i pick up towel, drink rest of vodka in mason glass, dry my hair off with the portion of towel that isn’t soaked in smirnoff, brush teeth, comb hair, get dressed, go.