The news is getting really great in Memphis. So apparently, near my house there is a abandoned meat factory i heard about on the news. Place is full of rats. Rats. Big ones. Not those little cute baby ones that you might occasionally see. They didn’t give directions or a address but it’s only like 2 blocks from me, can’t be hard to find.

Rats Taking Over North Memphis Neighborhood

Tommorow night, i’m going to roll in there tommorow night with the infrared video camera, some knee higher hunting waders, some sharpened sticks and a head full of whiskey. A hour of video editing, drop in some rage against the machine mp3s and you got yourself one hell of a dvd.

So far my whole aim list has vetoed this idea.

I need a new aim list.

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