Okay, my birthday is on the 29th of June….15 days from now……
Now i’m like everyone else….i like my birthday, big party, lots of alcohol and craziness. I also like to have sex on my birthday, just like everyone else. The problem is im completely inept at attracting members of the opposite sex. As of right now i have a few large women, a tranny or two and probably 1-2 gay guys that would love to get in between the sheets with me.
None of which sound very appealing.
The solution:
My friend Candie said she’ll be down for drunken dirty sex if i buy her a plane ticket from California. I need your help to get the $400 for the plane ticket.
Now i’m sure you’re saying “this girl better be hot or else i’m not giving up a dime.
Her Flicker account kinda speaks for itself.
Anyway, if you’ve had a good week and you don’t want toad to fuck a tranny or a fat girl, give up a few dollars? Please paypal anything to jesus@crackhore.com 🙂
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