So my mom called me just now and said there was a envelope delievered to their house addressed to SCOUTMASTERTOAD. I ask her the return address and it mentions the coast guard. My mom says she didn’t think it was business related.
About a week before i moved to new orleans my friend Amanda had a huge going away party before she went to join the coast guard. I put down my parent’s address because i knew i was going to have a perm address for a while.

I tell my mom to open it.

It says:

Dear Toad,



My mom reads this off to me while i stand outside a bar on Bourbon street and i start laughing hysterically.

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