It’s a little early for a crackhore update but i feel like i should put this down before i get distracted.
Today i had to call ****ee, the woman at work who ive been madly in love with since i moved down here. She had a phone number i needed which seemed like a good excuse to call her and hear her sweet voice.
She answers the phone, i tell her i need someone’s phone number. She says “Well, i’m so important that i keep all my phone numbers in a excel spreadsheet, thats how i roll”.
I almost drop the phone and go “Did you just say, thats how you roll?”. She responds with a yes. I regret it now but i blurted out “i love you”. I hope this isn’t brought up at the next company meeting….