i am not checkers jesus

i’ve been playing checkers on pogo.com very frequently…there is something about it…just so basic about it…just all these nice computers and i use them to play fucking checkers…my username is also IAMYOURJESUS so i’m really just up there trolling people…religion is the easiest route to piss someone off..

it’s also a really great way to meet chicks…

i’m always pulling the A/S/L line…i just like to know…who is beating me in the face..i’ve been beat down by physic majors in florida, law students in jersey…but none of them compared to this one today…

i ask and they say “you first”….i tell her and she responds “14/f/idaho”….i’m exactly twice as old as this idaho farm girl…and i’ve lost 2 games in a row to her…and now normally i’d a little different but i didn’t start drinking until i lost the 2nd game to her…sigh…

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